Memo from the CTO to the CEO

To:      Binkomonster CEO
From:  Binkomonster CTO

Sir,
Ahem.
We had a raid this morning.
A bad one.

Tally of destroyed objects?
4 bagels (my fault, I left them exposed for a bit after breakfast)
1 fresh sanitary napkin (perhaps more?)
You-know-who (er, BooBoomort) sacrificed a perfectly innocent, unsuspecting and unused pad.
I don't know where it is now. The small evil lord had it in his clutches and then ran away.
The penultimate item to round out this list = knitted catnip toy with bell on the end.
Which is the motivation for my correspondence today.
I know it distracts you,
It causes you loss of sleep
I know it is the most irritating weapon (er, toy) the dark side has.
But for the love of all kibble, please don't leave it on the executive washbasin?

It appears that he-who-shall-not-be-named-outright, in his quest to sacrifice innocent sanitary napkins, was momentarily distracted by the knitted toy with the shiny object attached.
That is, until he tossed it into the toilet.
Causing me to do a double squint when I went in to take my shower (ohmygodwhospoopisTHAT?)
Only to find out... er, that's not poop... that's a CAT TOY.
And it's floating in MY TOILET.
Which I then had to fish out (ewwww gross).

In summation.
Mr. CEO, please, I beseech you, don't leave small attractive objects near open toilets?
The small evil lord has figured out he has good aim and that it is fun to mercilessly torture his prey with a dunking in toilet water.
We must band together and defeat him!

I am happy to provide assistance on this matter as required.

Sincerely,
The slightly put-out CTO