One of our esteemed staff members passed into the great blue yonder today. Einstein is no longer with us. We suspect that he was suffering from calcium deficiency (as of late, his shell was looking brittle and starting to have *gaps*), and that he was also being helped into his grave by our two other staff members, Euler and Tesla (now rechristened "Search" and "Destroy"). We are greatly saddened. Einstein is most likely survived by some offspring somewhere in the Clement Avenue Aquarium shop, but also by the Binkomonster family. We have laid him to rest under one of our healthy blooming small spiky plants.
He was a great little snail.
Who will be missed.
Sniff.
You may be gone Einstein, but you certainly are not forgotten.


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