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Gems From an Evening

"Cats flick their tails when they are aroused, really."
"Nah, only when they are agitated."
"Trust me, it is too a mating ritual, honest... cat flicking."
"Cat flicking. Cat. Flicking?" <Pause> 5 minutes of complete and utter cackling.
"Um, I meant to say cat 'tail' flicking."

10 minutes later.

"How about some..."
"There's no romance in hot sex. I thought hot sex = hot sex."
"Um. What?"

We Keep it Raw on the Set

As you may/may not be able to ascertain from the post header, we've been listening to some Beastie Boys lately. And as much as I understand that phrase within the context of the wonderful tune from whence it came, in less sane moments, it does make one ponder. Keep what raw? Oysters? Hamburger meat? Vegetables?  Maybe it's one of those solution-left-to-the-discretion/imagination-of-user things.

It has been a busy few weeks.

Drinks that you should have graduated from LONG AGO

This would have been titled the 'worst 10 drinks'. but thats so blase. Because really, I'm sure there are 10 horrific drinks that even I haven't thought of that deserve mention. What we are merely trying to accomplish here is to give you, gentle reader, a slight reminder of the things that you should have left behind in your rah rah days (ahem college).  Remember, you are an adult now, master of thine own destiny. Drink like it.  As for those of you reading this who do not fall into that category (read: tweens, teens, and almost there), a glimpse of alcoholic horrors await you in the next few coming years [don't say you weren't warned...]

Time to revisit the Top 10. Drinks that is.

Welcome again to our continuing re-assessment of the libations offered in San Francisco. We've been busy... Sniping about restaurants one doesn't like takes energy. And how best to get that but with some sugar and .... drumroll please, yep, you guessed it. Our good friend Al. Cohol.

Moblogging enabled. And Cat Porn.

Mission control, we have LIFTOFF.
So now we have the power to wear out our collective thumbs
and post from all locales remote.
Wicked!
We continue to wire and enable things
in such a way as to not offer any reason for lack of daily updates.
But excuses are always readily found.
I offer the biggest below.

I've saved the Cat Porn for the jump.
Just so that we can make you exercise that mousing finger.